Cpt_Woody420
Cpt_Woody420 t1_jadk894 wrote
Reply to comment by TasteFlavored in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Her mother is trying to marry her off to a man on the other side of the world just because he's seen a couple nudes.
That woman cannot be reasoned with.
Cpt_Woody420 t1_j9lezzx wrote
Reply to comment by hambluegar_sammwich in TIL: Since 1199, two counties in England will annually hold a competition event called "Atherstone Ball Game", in which participants from each towns fighting over a giant football for 2hrs. The only two rules are 1. It has to be held at the certain street and 2. No killing. by poclee
Did you miss the part where Atherstone is a town in England?
Cpt_Woody420 t1_j9levrm wrote
Reply to comment by Usernamenotta in TIL: Since 1199, two counties in England will annually hold a competition event called "Atherstone Ball Game", in which participants from each towns fighting over a giant football for 2hrs. The only two rules are 1. It has to be held at the certain street and 2. No killing. by poclee
Edgy
Cpt_Woody420 t1_j4m38xb wrote
Reply to comment by canuckcowgirl in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
That sounds lit af.
Catch me and the boys smoking up the platform to some Chopin.
Cpt_Woody420 t1_irxeps1 wrote
Reply to comment by Chicago_Blackhawks in TIL Bing Crosby, called the first multimedia star, recorded over 1600 songs and 70 feature films by PicardTangoAlpha
Fantastic 😂
Cpt_Woody420 t1_irwz7bp wrote
Reply to comment by Chicago_Blackhawks in TIL Bing Crosby, called the first multimedia star, recorded over 1600 songs and 70 feature films by PicardTangoAlpha
Are you okay there buddy?
Cpt_Woody420 t1_jdgyolz wrote
Reply to I made damn near perfect bacon today. by JCP5887
Streaky American crap cooked to a crisp? You haven't even seen real bacon if you think this is perfect. 1/10.