Crakshoot t1_jaa226n wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:03 PM Reply to Going to the gym was fun for a month. [Discussion] by SunKissed_ox Here’s what I’ve found works best for me. It’s pretty simple: Get a cheap shaker bottle 1 scoop of deep, crippling body-image issues 1 scoop of powerful feelings of self-loathing 1/2 scoop of fitness influencer Instagram pics Handful of selfies at your worst physical shape Shake that bitch up Drink it down in one go, and you’ll never be satisfied with your body again! Oh, but it’ll get you to the gym. Permalink 1
Crakshoot t1_jaa226n wrote
Reply to Going to the gym was fun for a month. [Discussion] by SunKissed_ox
Here’s what I’ve found works best for me. It’s pretty simple:
Get a cheap shaker bottle
1 scoop of deep, crippling body-image issues
1 scoop of powerful feelings of self-loathing
1/2 scoop of fitness influencer Instagram pics
Handful of selfies at your worst physical shape
Shake that bitch up
Drink it down in one go, and you’ll never be satisfied with your body again!
Oh, but it’ll get you to the gym.