See this, guys?

Whatever your protestations were or are of the World Cup, or FIFA, or Qatar don’t matter. Shit like this is why it’ll never change.

FIFA will continue to be corrupt, backwards nations with a noticeable lack of basic human rights will continue to host the World Cup, and they’ll all be rewarded for it.

But that’s not what they said. They suggested ALL BM’s are the result of holding it in as long as you can

No, there’s a difference between releasing when you sit down, and “holding it in as long as you can”

When you sit down isn’t necessarily as long as you can hold it; you could probably hold it in longer.

Taking a shit is just taking a shit, but holding it in as long as you can implies there’s a certain kind of um… emergency.

I think the “as long as they can” part isn’t necessarily true.

Some people receive the ol’ signal and go to the porcelain throne straight away.

Oh… my… god

Pfft, next you’ll tell me Weird Al Yankovic is a cover artist

You’re entitled to your opinions, and you clearly don’t like Madonna, but saying she didn’t have any bangers is asinine. She’s a household name decades later still.

Way to prove my point. SMH my head.

Nah there’s just a time and place for everything, you found yourself in neither, and don’t appear to have the mental or social maturity to realize it. Also, perhaps worst of all, you go through all this and the joke wasn’t even funny.