Wait until you hear about prison debt. Not only is the state shackled with the cost of the prison, but many prisons also double dip and charge the prisoner themselves. When one is released they’re expected to pay for a daily rate they more than likely were not told about, and even if they were, they have no choice. This sticks a person who can basically never get a job or place to live again with hundreds of thousands to “pay back.”

Rest assured that the cruelty is the point. A reminder that if you don’t submit to producing profits, you could end up like them.

A bomb is only the second worst thing you can put in a jar of peanut butter in public.

how are you meant to hold the banana while you eat it if you remove the whole peel?

Would you be surprised to learn that it was a gift from George W. Bush? Because I think it just makes it funnier

I was in the pool

Anyone who replies right away with their snap or instagram. It comes off as vapid and desperate for attention and high follower counts.

We truly live in the weirdest timeline