What do you fucking think?

First degenerate post.

Here's what happens when you post a ticker outside our sub's posting guidelines:

The bots automatically remove it and send you a polite little message explaining why it was removed.

Here's what happens when you ignore that bot message, and try to manually bypass the filters by changing the text and reposting:

The real mods that sort by new find your post, see your posting history, and become  disappointed that  1) you're either too lazy or too self-centered to follow our sub's posting guidelines and 2) get pissed that you're wasting our time by making us manually remove your post.

Ban.

Really long opinion, but where's your bet? If you don't have a position in "FRB" why should we take your bullshit seriously?

Always has been.

If you don't have a position, then why should anyone else believe your bullshit?

Step 1:call your brokerage

Step 2:tell them you lied when you told them you understood how options work

Step 3:throw yourself at their mercy

If only there was a place where you could make a bet on the Nasdaq crashing,.and then share that bet with a bunch of like-minded individuals.

Have you tried using a Sharpie to scrawl your opinion on truckstop bathroom walls?

That's not how WSB works. You convince us it'll move one way or the other and prove your convictions by sharing your positions.

Removed.

YOLO flair is for sharing your YOLO.

This should be a comment in the daily discussion thread.

This is a casino. Try an accounting sub

It's not an age, it's a state of mind.

When you read the posting guidelines before asking this question, what exactly lead you to think this is an appropriate forum for investment advice??

This is a casino.

Go back to your keno lounge, boomer.

r/investing -->

We do.

Going all in!

Removed. Maybe better shared in a real estate sub?

Positions or ban.

YOLO flair is for sharing your YOLO.

Your post is removed because it amounts to a pump statement.

Maybe hang out in r/talkaboutbets until you have the balls to actually place your chips on the table.

Do you own any of this crap you're peddling?

WSB tradition is positions or ban.

That's really sweet, but what is your play on the ticker?

This is wallstreetbets not wallstreetsharewalloftexts.

I'm also genuinely concerned about that summary mentioning investment shit. Do you know what this sub is about?

What an incredibly valueless post.

Even as a comment in the daily discussion thread it would be mocked.

That's not what you're spamming though, is it?

You have no business shitting up the sub with your spam.

You can just say you have no positions, that's fair.

Not only are you too lazy to do your own research, you're too lazy to even find someone to copy?

Are you sure you should be handling your own finances?