DanteWolfe0125
DanteWolfe0125 t1_jdsjkyn wrote
Reply to A 4 door corvette by QuantityExpert4349
Reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker. It's somehow both attractive and ugly at the same time.
DanteWolfe0125 t1_j6o2soq wrote
Reply to It's funny cause it's true by Doc_epper
There's gonna be a lot of women in that room who don't know who I am or why they're there...
DanteWolfe0125 t1_j2fkiey wrote
Peel one round, mash it right down, 20 varieties of Potatoes for sale at the farmers market!
DanteWolfe0125 t1_j2d1853 wrote
I like big Beets and I cannot lie.
You other Carrots can't deny.
When a veg walks in with an itty bitty leaf and a Turnip in your face you get... SPRUNG!
DanteWolfe0125 t1_ixlf8tp wrote
Reply to This spherical egg I found in the carton. by Skoopy__
Step 1. Paint it completely white, completely.
Step 2. Leave it on a ping pong table or possibly a pool table.
Step 3. Film result.
DanteWolfe0125 t1_jdzoqaj wrote
Reply to There was a heart in the middle of an onion I cut by CuteFart97
Shallots of Love in that Onion.