DarkBladeMadriker t1_j9inemi wrote on February 22, 2023 at 6:10 AM

Reply to 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977

This joke is even better when told live as you imitate the guy that fucked up.

DarkBladeMadriker t1_j98x5q7 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 3:47 AM

Reply to What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23

One is an overly aggressive drunk with no teeth, and the other plays hockey.

DarkBladeMadriker t1_j6itydv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Nope, I'm into that shit. I nut instantly.

DarkBladeMadriker t1_j6ipt2i wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to What year did movies start to incorporate "post-credit" / "stinger" / "credit cookie" bonus scenes during/after the credits coming on? by Boston_Baked

The Silencers (1966) The first-ever film to have a post-credit scene was The Silencers. Featuring Dean Martin and Daliah Lavi, The Silencers follows secret agent Matt Helm, who comes out of his retirement to stop the Big O from generating global nuclear conflict.

DarkBladeMadriker t1_j6awh6j wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:44 AM

Reply to TIL that air is a fluid by andreasdagen

Your third grade teacher would like a word...

DarkBladeMadriker t1_iuilyec wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:41 PM

Reply to What part of your body goes into overdrive when walking through a haunted house? by Must_Go_Faster_

Oh, I was going to say erection, but maybe that's just me. I'll see myself out...