Found the P.E. coach.

Considering the amount of rank diapers I’ve changed I would feel entitled to do that to my daughter. I didn’t think it was possible for something so small and cute to produce something so foul, but she does it daily. Don’t worry I won’t do that to my daughter I want our time together to be positive and enjoyed by both parties. She did shart herself while sitting in my lap two days ago, it was hilarious until I had to change her diaper.