DelusionsBigIfTrue

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_jea44l3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:59 PM

Reply to comment by Kysman95 in A Display Cabinet full of Uranium Glass at a local Antique Shop. by I-Was_Never-Here

Fun fact uranium tastes like toffee pudding or candy.

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je8prpo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:56 AM

Reply to comment by ThePsychoKnot in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

That’s just what they’re called bud. 🤡

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je7kp4m wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:58 PM

Reply to comment by finnjakefionnacake in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

I used to have that :( Would go every morning but now every day it’s offset by 2-4 hours.

Used to shit at 10am every morning lol, now it could be 11, could be 4. I’m not sure what I changed!

Wish I could go back. Felt some good old man pride knowing what time I’d shit.

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je7j3az wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to comment by lostinthetrash4ever in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

Yeah it’s nice to actually feel clean instead of wiping your poo around with a piece of paper

I have to take Dude Wipes with me everywhere now and it’s worth the inconvenience

I gotta find a cheaper not-so-gimmicky wipe brand soon

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je7i06l wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:37 PM

Reply to comment by lostinthetrash4ever in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

If you still use toilet paper in 2023 you gotta let go man

Dude wipes or bidets 😎

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_jdvp1g8 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:23 PM

Reply to comment by ksigley in This apology note on my handleless gallon of water. by flowingink22

Nestle doesn’t own Crystal Geyser ya clown.

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_jdrhlk2 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 4:50 PM

Reply to comment by cjboffoli in These bananas at the grocery store are sold on the stalk they grew on by co1063

Could be. Maybe Lady Finger? I’m bad at identifying these with only images lol

DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_jdrg4gx wrote on March 26, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to comment by atrailofdisasters in These bananas at the grocery store are sold on the stalk they grew on by co1063

Does anyone know if this is a Big Mike banana in the photo? It doesn’t look like a Cavendish.