DerRaumdenker

DerRaumdenker t1_jeg1ey2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:15 PM

Reply to My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

I went to the doctor for an examination

"I think you should stop masturbating"

"Why doc?"

"Because I'm trying to examine you"

DerRaumdenker t1_jbxsxfb wrote on March 12, 2023 at 3:36 PM

Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams

What do you call a priest who's also a lawyer?

Father in law

DerRaumdenker t1_j501x2q wrote on January 19, 2023 at 1:38 PM

Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel

My wife and I have sex almost every day, almost on Monday almost on Tuesday...

DerRaumdenker t1_iuhqp9u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:57 PM

Reply to My wife accused me of achieving nothing... by Wallygonk

Surely you are joking

DerRaumdenker t1_iudizsx wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:47 PM

Reply to A painter is employed to whitewash the local church. But he makes the mistake of thinning the paint down too much, so that it all washes away the first time it rains. by EndersGame_Reviewer

That's off color humor

DerRaumdenker t1_itvt2jj wrote on October 26, 2022 at 5:53 PM

Reply to 3 spies an brit, a russian, and an italian are captured. by KarmicComic12334

An italian guy picks up a blonde from the bar, He takes her home to make love to her, after finishing he asks her:" are you finnish?"

"No" she answers

Determined not to leave her unsatisfied, he makes love to her again this time with more intensity after half an hour he asks her again:"are you finnish?"

"No" she replies again

This time the Italian goes for an hour, he rolls up in bed covered in sweat and asks: "are you finnish?"

"No, I'm Norwegian" she answers