lol yeah, “confidant” implies the exchange of confidential information. This is essentially someone admitting to reading their daughters iDiary.

Excellent stuff. The green bottle is my favorite, but also check out the one they make for gum health, I’ve gotten bleeding gums whenever I floss my entire fucking life and, no shit, that cleared it up in about a week or two.

Whenever I watch movies from the 70s especially I’m always bummed out that you can’t have fucked up teeth and be famous anymore. Actors back then had waaaay more character in their faces, and a big part of that was crooked teeth. I’ve heard 70s actors described as “ugly-hot”. Bring back ugly-hot!

How about you gin up enough passion to learn how to properly put text over an image—try not to die!