Dirt_E_Harry
Dirt_E_Harry t1_jaebged wrote
Reply to In a way, many people are living their own version of life that’s much akin to Groundhog’s Day, the same predictable things happening over and over by TIFUstorytime
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over? - Phil
Dirt_E_Harry t1_ja83iu8 wrote
Reply to Meet Indy [OC] by Pablo_Schwiep
Is her middle name Ana and last name Jones?
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j9zlbkp wrote
Reply to comment by chemamatic in TIL about the only double barrel cannon in the world. When it was its first tested during the American Civil War, the chain snapped immediately and one ball tore into a nearby cabin, knocking down its chimney; the other spun off erratically and struck a nearby cow, killing it instantly. by ExpertPreference8481
If they had just put a set of ball-chain down each of the bore, they might have won the war. On second thought, maybe it was for the best they were a bunch of dummies.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j9zjlt9 wrote
Reply to TIL about the only double barrel cannon in the world. When it was its first tested during the American Civil War, the chain snapped immediately and one ball tore into a nearby cabin, knocking down its chimney; the other spun off erratically and struck a nearby cow, killing it instantly. by ExpertPreference8481
Why not just put the two cannon ball attached by chain down the bore of one cannon?
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j9tlh22 wrote
The beating will continue until you love me.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j9pphpu wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Sucking on a penis will also increase it length.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j9pfpxm wrote
Reply to [homemade] ham and american by Organic-Activity8762
Next time put the Doritos inside of the sammich for extra crunch.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j6n8r5v wrote
Reply to comment by Em_Adespoton in Eli5, Pillows in bass drums by evissamnoisis
So why not design some thing where when you flip a lever you'd get the pillow effect? Flip the lever back for normal drum.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j6n1zyx wrote
Just rename the restaurant, Wakey Wakey.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j559i6e wrote
I eat about 4 Rotisserie each month. I eat a salad every day for lunch with shredded rotisserie chicken. A chicken would last me one work week. I'd remove the meat from the bones, shred the meat and store them in a tupperware. I like ranch dressing on my salad and Cajun seasoning on the chicken.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_iuisi3i wrote
Reply to comment by KnavishFob in I was hiking with some friends by 1Gabadoo
It's a play on words. There is a saying, "That's bears repeating". It means if something is importing enough, it's prudent to repeat the message.
In this scenario, the bear was the one who delivered the important message (Don't run away from him...). That means he did two things. He used the idiom, and he literally repeated the message. i.e. Bear repeating.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_itwhhm5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Rosie is sterile. This was her reaction to a kitten found in the street. by Hypattie
Not as cringe as the need for you to comment on it. Chill out a bit.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_jasa8yw wrote
Reply to [homemade] Brisket Burnt Ends by KLSFishing
That's not burnt. That's properly caramelized delicious meat.