Jam on the brakes to leave a lot of room in front of you thereby causing the person behind you to rear end you when they may not otherwise. Sweet tip bro.

I put some of the toppings on top and some on the bottom for better topping distribution. I don't know if this is true but I once heard on a podcast that whatever is closest to your tongue is where the tasty stuff should go. According to that theory toppings on the bottom works, as does your advice.

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I buy the good stuff. Gotta treat yourself once in a while.

Unfortunately Walmart is know for selling GMO food so I can't shop there

Lye sounds artificial. I'd be uncomfortable putting that in my body.

I find that the vegetti works great.

Right on, paisano!

Are you saying there's no such thing as gluten free pasta sir?

I believe that's been debunked

Yeah but so is spaghetti

Unfortunately I can't eat gluten so I have to stick with pasta.

What's a hominy?

What's GOP? Do you mean goop like Gwyneth paltrow's company?

Sometimes the 12 cent pasta is a little moldy but hey you get what you pay for.

I never have good luck with vegetables. It's like they're made of gold!

Thanks a lot Joe Biden. When Trump was President they were giving away ramen for free.

Only if you pay for it. Most restaurants and pizzerias just have it laying around!

One box of pasta is $0.12 at my local discount store. If I eat 1/12 of that box then it comes out to one penny per serving.

If you're willing to dumpster dive you can stretch that even further.