DivvySUCKS
DivvySUCKS t1_j2badns wrote
Reply to LPT, always be present where you are by [deleted]
This sub is officially completely useless...100 inane, useless posts per every legitimately helpful tip. I'm done. Peace out.
DivvySUCKS t1_j2b4jre wrote
Reply to LPT: You can scan documents directly into Google Drive using the Google Drive app. by Lagavulin16_neat
For those who don't use Drive, there is an app called TurboScan. You can snap a pic and it converts to a PDF, then you can email it. Unlimited scans for some fairly nominal price.
DivvySUCKS t1_j2b0nqa wrote
Reply to LPT: Play Tennis by Kule7
Played tennis for years. I enjoy pickleball significantly more. Pickleball is also easier for kids and newbies to pick up.
Tennis is dying...
DivvySUCKS t1_j1pvvm9 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you want to gift someone a pet for Christmas, make sure to ask them beforehand to see if they really want it and so they know to do research before getting it. by Flat_Weird_5398
Someone got a puppy they didn't want yesterday.
DivvySUCKS t1_j1ae12o wrote
Reply to LPT: Don't spy on your SO to try to catch them cheating. If you can't trust them, just break up. by 5YOChemist
Uh-oh, someone caught the early flight home from Cleveland.
DivvySUCKS t1_iyed0i4 wrote
Reply to comment by ThingThatsJustBegun in LPT: Label the inside of switch plates and outlet covers with their breaker number by AdmiralBofa
Wait, you guys have power?
DivvySUCKS t1_iyecxlz wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in LPT: Label the inside of switch plates and outlet covers with their breaker number by AdmiralBofa
That's cheating!
But I'd be on board with walkie talkies, cuz walkie talkies are cool.
DivvySUCKS t1_iye7pt6 wrote
Reply to LPT: Label the inside of switch plates and outlet covers with their breaker number by AdmiralBofa
But how will me and my wife play the game where we yell at each other from the basement to the upstairs.
Now?
No!
How about NOW?
What?
HOW ABOUT NOW!
It's not working.
What? I can't hear you!
DivvySUCKS t1_iye6e9e wrote
Reply to LPT: When travelling and in charge of multiple passports (such as a parent holding them for kids), assign and attach a different coloured paper clip to the front cover of each. It makes it super easy to identify whose is whose without having to open it to the picture page. by travelingsoul83
But then I have to remember which color goes with which person....back to square one!
DivvySUCKS t1_iydkyf5 wrote
Reply to LPT: When you get a new lock, buy a new house, or something like that always save one of the keys for future copies. This can be the safety key you leave with someone, but the point is never to use it, so when you do wear down your key, you make a replacement with the pristine one. by pSilver68932
Or just make a bunch of copies now and keep them in the drawer somewhere.
DivvySUCKS t1_iyamen8 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are feeling too down or depressed to do even little things, and can only muster the strength for one daily task, brush your teeth. by quirkscrew
Brushing my teeth is one of my least favorite things to do even when I'm in a really good mood.
DivvySUCKS t1_iy1gjxn wrote
Restaurant Depot requires you to have a membership and a restaurant. They scan your tag at checkout.
DivvySUCKS t1_ixsek0q wrote
Reply to comment by Flowofinfo in LPT: In winter air becomes dry and dehydrates you,make soup part of daily diet. by BigDapRamirez
You mean you never went to the doctor, had them tell you we're dehydrated, and that you needed to eat soup right away? Me either lol
Life pro tips used to be pretty useful. Things like "go to this website to get around a paywall". Now we're being told to eat soup to hydrate, as if we were unaware that soup has water in it.
A groundbreaking revelation, this is not.
DivvySUCKS t1_ixscyzy wrote
Reply to comment by Demonthrall22 in LPT: In winter air becomes dry and dehydrates you,make soup part of daily diet. by BigDapRamirez
Mind blowing. Tell me more, professor.
DivvySUCKS t1_ixs1nqq wrote
Reply to LPT: In winter air becomes dry and dehydrates you,make soup part of daily diet. by BigDapRamirez
Yes, to hydrate athletes, Gatorade sells soup.
DivvySUCKS t1_ixmhw23 wrote
Reply to LPT: Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean you have to spend it with family/loved ones who are detrimental to your mental health. Happy Thanksgiving! by SirCSquared
Crazy SIL was here for 24 hours and I was "occupied" and out of the house or asleep for all but 1 of those hours. Score!
DivvySUCKS t1_ix9hfc1 wrote
Reply to LPT : If you ever want to fall asleep, try listening to story narrations with a calm voice and from personal experience, I find listening to scary story narrations on YouTube helps me get a good afternoon nap or to fall asleep in general so I hope this helps by DrDarkTV
I never want to fall asleep, so this tip is not for me
DivvySUCKS t1_iui5mut wrote
Reply to LPT: Pointing a regular fan at drying clothes indoors massively speeds up process in wet season by Intertubes_Unclogger
Does the fan need to be running or is the act of pointing at it enough?
DivvySUCKS t1_iuhkv27 wrote
If you're going to repost an lpt from last week, at least choose a more useful one.
DivvySUCKS t1_iuacmt7 wrote
Reply to comment by ownersequity in LPT: Measure the length of one of your fingers from tip to joint, remember it and always have primitive measuring tape with you. by pheenX
I'm super great at math so that means a $20 bill is 10 feet.
DivvySUCKS t1_iu66nzq wrote
Reply to comment by zapdado2002 in LPT - If theres a sudden roadblock on a highway or a traffic jam and you have to stop, always keep a lot of distance in front of you so you dont get pancaked if someone behind you doesn't notice the block. by zapdado2002
So rare that you needed to add an edit? Oh sweetie...
DivvySUCKS OP t1_iu51i4p wrote
Reply to comment by useless_bucket in LPT: if you're hungry I don't have a lot of money, by pasta. by DivvySUCKS
The best part is that life pro tips on this sub have become so ridiculous that a lot of people are having trouble recognizing the satire :)
DivvySUCKS t1_iu50x99 wrote
Reply to comment by zapdado2002 in LPT - If theres a sudden roadblock on a highway or a traffic jam and you have to stop, always keep a lot of distance in front of you so you dont get pancaked if someone behind you doesn't notice the block. by zapdado2002
"you do you" is such a smarmy, condescending, backhanded phrase.
So you give a shitty tip, a bunch of people call it out as a shitty tip, and then you make an edit to say no one understands the point. Personally I would just admit that it's not a great tip, but hey, you do you.
DivvySUCKS t1_iu4nt34 wrote
Reply to LPT: Buy a couple of extra boxes of the designer tiles you install in your home by jabhiram
And don't forget you get to have them sit there for 20 years until you die, and then your kids have to pay someone to throw them in the dumpster before selling your house to a flipper who completely guts the thing and desecrates the memory of the house you grew up in.
But the flipper also gets rid of the odor of cat piss that everyone knew about but you, until your ex-girlfriend told you in a fit of rage after you broke up with her for a girl with bigger boobs.
So, um, yeah. Tiles.
DivvySUCKS t1_j2dgig5 wrote
Reply to comment by GelloniaDejectaria in LPT: Play Tennis by Kule7
This is true. Whenever I play pickleball, the courts are all full, and like 1 or 2 of the tennis courts out of 8 are being used.