I'm waiting on a Simpson's episode where the cops have to stop and charge up their car as well and stare at the thieves across the lot.

Whadup big perm!

I don't want to pay too much, it's not like I need to stay in some five diamond hotel.

F yo couch Marshalls, F yo couch! Shoulda neva given you box stores money!

Hmm I seem to recall though that a lot of the early problems Russia had in the war special security action was because they didn't invade in the middle of winter. The ground was too soft for all the heavy vehicles and the inept drivers kept getting stuck so hard they had to abandon them.

That's okay, Bob was a bit of an asshole anyways.

Turkey would appreciate it if yo mama stopped doing jumping jacks.

Nah, I'm a random passerby and I agree with traegeryyc. You sound like you read technical manuals for fun on a Friday night, and brag about it to anyone that'll listen.