'Oh no. Please tell me this is not the 'heroes' party. Since ancient times those glorified barbarians have been slaughtering our kind. They showed no mercy to our elderly and children, marauding their dead bodies.'

"Take heed fellow adventurers for as I shalt vanquish even the remotest evil to protect our holy kingdom!"

cheering party members

"Before we fight an useless fight, can you at least grant me one last death wish?"

Looking back to his party members the 'hero' proclaims:

"Thine wish shall be granted, demon! As I embody the munificence of good and shall portray a strong contrast opposed to your brethren. Now, speak!"

'Maybe he is not as dumb as he looks like, maybe this guy can be talked with.'

"What did I do that I deserve this treatment? Did my brethren ever harm your kind?"

"Of course! You wicked demons are the sole reason for many wars in which countless brave soldiers have left their lifes. You are planting evil in the minds of weak humans. Plundering villages and eating the newborn. And you dare to ask me why?!"

'Oh so this meathead fell for the holy kingdoms propaganda too, this is gonna be difficult.'

"I'm sorry but I have to strongly disagree with you!"

"Let's agree to disagree, now show me what you've got, I'll beat you at your full strength!"

'Is violence the only language he talks?'

"No, what I mean is that we have never done such things! And why should we eat your newborns? We can't even digest meat, that's why we are vegetarian and live in the woods! Do you really want to know the reason for the missing babies? It's your king who is kidnapping more and more newborns each year to raise them into the army. An army he uses to further exterminate any advanced non-human species! We demons are a peaceful species! We never meant anyone harm, it's your greedy emperor who does."

The hero suddenly starts hysterically laughing. His party chimes in.

"Do you really think such cheap words would work on me? Can't you see my SSS-Class divinity skill? I am immune to any of your hollow words!"

"And you're immune to reason as well it seems."

Mumbled the innocent demon before his head was split apart by the oh-so righteous 'hero'.

Abby: "Is this meant to be some sort of prank? Why did you all suddenly dress like Jessica? And who is the real one?"

Jessica1: "I don't know what happened Abby, before I lost my consciousness, my necklace was vibrating and suddenly there were four more of me!"

Jessica2: "Exactly, but this one is a clone, it seems to have gotten the same memories like me, just differing during the 'blackout'."

Jessica3: "Why are you pretending that you are the real one? The real Jessica was definitely sitting at the right side of the couch, so I'm the original, right Abby?"

Jessica4: "No, I was sitting on the left side of the couch all the time! Let's call the police Abby, I'm uncomfortable, they will somehow manage this and get rid of my clones."

Abby: "Wait, so you're telling me, you all are Jessica?"

Jessica2: "Well, at least I am."

Jessica3: "Stop lying!"

Jessica4: *crying*

Abby: "You there, sitting in the middle of the couch, tell me, who is the secret crush of Jessica?"

Jessica5: "I told you Abby, I don't love Felix, I just think, he has great eyes!"

Abby: "Well it doesn't matter who the original one is, if even your memories are the same."

Jessica4: "Yes, let's just call the police and let them handle it. Please!"

Abby: "I think calling the police would not be a great idea, seeing as we don't know how they would handle this, in the worst case, they would kill four of you."

Jessica5: "No, the worst case would be that they retrieve the necklace for themselves and use it to generate an infinite amount of resources, seeing as my clothes just got duplicated."

Jessica1: "So you mean they could give someone wearing clothes made out of rare materials this necklace and kill off four of them?"

Jessica2: "Seeing as even the necklace duplicates, they could do this with thousands of clones and the public wouldn't even notice."

Jessica3: "How about we destroy all our necklaces and then go to the police together?"

Jessica4: "That sounds good, let's take off our necklaces!"

Jessica2: "So how do we destroy them?"

Jessica1: "Let's just rip it apart."

Jessica4: "What if some people repair it? I think we should try to break it into as many small pieces as possible."

Abby: "We could try to shatter the gemstone in the middle with the sledgehammer your dad always keeps in his garage."

The Jessica's proceed to shatter each gemstone with the big sledgehammer. Jessica's dog, completely bewildered by the sight of five mistresses starts barking. When she turns back to the Jessica's, there was no trace left of neither the necklace nor the clones.

Abby: "I'm so glad, everything solved itself! I really like you but five of you would really give me a headache!"

Jessica: "Sigh, whom are you telling that."

Abby: "Soo - which one of them was the real you?"

Jessica: "All of them."