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EatCrud t1_iy89bum wrote
Reply to comment by ballrus_walsack in A Scottish woman walks into a sex store. She has a shopping for a dildo. by badpuffthaikitty
Comments to the comments are in the comments.
EatCrud t1_ixjhh1r wrote
Reply to comment by MysteryHogFather in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
Thanks. I will have a nice day but only because you told me to.
You do the same.
EatCrud t1_ixhrpm2 wrote
Reply to comment by hambottas24 in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
I heard this joke before but not until I read it a second time.
EatCrud t1_iuaxmc9 wrote
Reply to comment by JaydenIsAPerson in joke about icecream by JaydenIsAPerson
This back and forth sparring of words between both of you reminds me of a classic joke I wrote a while back.
Guy on stilts: Hey, can I try some of your ice cream?
Guy living in a cave: Sure!
Guy living in a cave: Could I try some of yours?
Guy on stilts: No.
EatCrud t1_iscuusr wrote
Reply to comment by Kaiju62 in I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation.... by GreatInconsequence
I can't wait to repost it and bask in all those karma points.
EatCrud t1_j2ekxiv wrote
Reply to I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
I wrote a book that sold a million copies. If you would like to purchase one, I happen to have a million copies.