This fat guy was brawling with some dude who sounds like Phil Hartman after they both signed up for a charity program helping young boys

Not gonna lie, my brother would fastball one right into my sister's face.

First Glance: "Oh boy, socialism!"
Double take: "Aw shit, national socialism..."

I dunno man, I've seen what that fat white dude with the glasses and green pants does to that chicken, and I wouldn't want to be on his bad side.