ExcessiveGravitas
ExcessiveGravitas t1_jbzav9w wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
NOT A CHIMP.
Had me rolling.
ExcessiveGravitas t1_ix35fsu wrote
Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
We’ve been knocking and waiting at our son’s door since he was about seven. It’s not about the offspring being adult, it’s about them being human.
ExcessiveGravitas t1_jea36j7 wrote
Reply to comment by Joelin8r in [WP] For some reason, you are kidnapped and put into an isolated chamber. The kidnappers expect you to go insane and fess up, but little do they know you are so happy to finally be able to daydream 24/7. by SuckerFor_Sweets
Getting some r/JamesAndTed vibes off this. I like it.