Can you only try 26 times? Or can you then go to plan AA, plan AB, plan AC, and so on?

Either way...

So when someone keeps coming to you and you keep fucking up their haircut, you can just tell them "don't worry I have plenty more letters in the alphabet"?

You're partially right in that sometimes jokes can be much shorter

For example, Your mom made a joke with just one word - your name

You seem sensitive. What's this really about?

This is irrelevant. This wasn't about whether or not I'm okay.

Someone can't take a joke. Want a Kleenex, dear?

I'm not saying your thing is about sex. And OP wasn't saying his thing was about a conversation between you and your wife about a performance.

The topic is about a concept broader than specifically the Wright Brothers too. Sex is only as irrelevant as the wright brothers, or your non-sex-related performance. This topic encompasses it all, and doesn't prevent us from talking about specifically the Wright Brothers.

Thank God somebody told me. My plan was just to stare at the ocean for 27 days until I ended up on the other side.

Just pay extra into your premiums. I'm not sure that insurance companies will take your extra money and put it towards a cause. So, how about you just take out a couple million dollars and put it in a fund for people with no legs?

I mean because we're willing for our premiums to go up, but we have other specific causes that we want our money to go to. And we can't afford to fix all the world's problems. That's just reality.

Actually it's very possible to lose a leg. I knew this guy who had his leg blown off for no good reason. He killed himself later, so I can't really cite that instance. But you should just believe me that it happened.

I'm glad you got off drugs and grew your hair out

Nah. Some people just never figure it out

This isn't flying, it's falling with style

Anyone? What if they're German in 1942? What if they've already committed millions of war crimes?

Probably better to qualify this a little bit.

Unless you're religious and the person suffering is Jesus. You'd be kind of fucking up a whole chapter of the Bible book.

You are how you react to hard days. Forfeiting to difficult days isn't resiliency; it's weak.

Finally real advice. You can't make the world fair or equal. In fact you may make less or succeed less, and its not a result of the system, it's a fact of life. You will never be as good as other people. But you can try to be the best you can be. And that's what you should do

I don't find this to be true. Although lying to yourself could be useful in keeping your morale up.

I mean some people just keep getting worse at things.

Other people try to get better from cancer and just fucking die.

You should be grateful you're alive at all. Failure is just what happens along the road of success. And most things you'll never have time to succeed at. So you should just appreciate the time you have it all. Failure is a fucking gift

Tons of females will do anything to get their mouths filled with nut. Can't blame em; Us guys are the shit.

This is true. I killed this one person, and I thought that people would judge me. But the thing is, I need to keep doing it so I can get better at it.

You made me blush. You really must be a womanizer

I find inspirational stuff like this vapid and meaningless. But my reddit subscription list on Boost is bugged so posts like this keep coming up

That's the point. Most of the time people bring up their success you can't just be like "beep boop. Use. As. Inspiration. Boop."

USD

I'm going to be making $150k/year starting next week

3d printed or what?