You should join Jim Cramer's research team.

JPow laughs himself to sleep at night thinking about the 10 year yield

I thought people were over tech stocks that don't make money

Probably February or March

I'm pretty sure Michael J. Burry was actually able to get out of bed that day to go to his job as Eeyore.

Noooo God! No, God, please no! No! No! Noooo!

Oh, we're both happy with the results. The other side was happy that they made a safe 4% annualized over a month rather than 3.75%.

So why not also stop people from investing in leveraged ETFs, cryptocurrencies, single stocks, other countries, or anything but short-term treasuries since they know better than us?

We're grown-ass adults and we don't need anyone telling us what we can or can't do with our own money.

I'm going to go through this process soon. I'll just keep kicking around the money I can afford to lose until I eventually find somewhere that lets me.

TD Ameritrade actually enabled level 2 for me before. I just never used it, and apparently they automatically downgrade it if that's the case.

I can imagine though if the place is designed from the ground up for options, like Tastyworks, they would probably be a lot more likely to let you.

But you're better off not being able to trade on margin. Don't worry, there are still plenty of arbitrage opportunities out there, especially for thinly traded options.

Yes, 50% is bullshit. All of Brazil's stuff is more like up 200% or 300%.

Even Saul Goodman or Phoenix Wright couldn't get that much. Worth every penny, even if it is just robbing rich idiots.