And the publishers don't help goals like this. They just keep on publishing MORE stuff. So rude.

Be careful. Things like this are a gateway drug. I used to do things like this. My parents thought it was just innocent fun, too, but then I decided I wanted to be a writer and kept on writing books. I'm well into adulthood (chronologically speaking) and still going. One day you're posting his great little story, the next thing you know he's a published author on Amazon. Slippery slope, my friend! 😁