Looks like it's lyrics from OP's song.

Imagine being an investigator. Your weeks of stake outs, interrogations and connecting the dots brings you to these woods. You know they're up to something out here you just don't know where. Your work is cut out for you but you need to get this case wrapped up. You walk a few steps and find a candy wrapper... nothing out of the ordinary but then you notice another candy wrapper... same wrapper that's interesting, who's eating these? It's a long shot but you start looking for more. You find these wrappers are peppered about the ground as you continue following, thinking to yourself surely there's no way. You can't help but start smirking in disbelief, surely nobody is this stupid, it's like out of a children's TV show. You continue walking down the path until you stumble upon a trailer park with the people you're looking for in plain sight. You stand shocked, unsure if it was sheer luck that those milky way bars made their way to the hands of these dumbasses. You snap some pics and report back. It sounds so fucking comical it could very well be the plot of some PBS kids show.

I mean, he really started his campaign off with a bang.