GlennsTypeWriter

GlennsTypeWriter t1_jegmoj9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM

Reply to Found a squatter in the doll house by poopcornkernels

he's probably about to do a commercial for GEICO

GlennsTypeWriter t1_jec0t0z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:25 PM

Reply to The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration

refreshing.

GlennsTypeWriter t1_je9sohf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:35 PM

Reply to comment by mezaway in I saw this on the grocery shelf and had to buy it by Orkootah

frankly, it works both ways. :)

GlennsTypeWriter t1_je7ep3z wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:13 PM

Reply to I saw this on the grocery shelf and had to buy it by Orkootah

look at the pharmacy for a skin lotion called "nut butter"

GlennsTypeWriter t1_jdxqcw9 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 11:25 PM

Reply to My 9yo's homework from speech therapy (he has autism). My oldest (14yo) says the answer to the first one is "do you need to go to the hospital?" by sarcazm

yeah, they could use a proofreading.

good homework, otherwise.

GlennsTypeWriter t1_jdsrto0 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:18 PM

Reply to The chances of getting flipped off by a squirrel are low but never zero by beerisg00d

"excuse me, your bird feeder is empty..."