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Glorx t1_jegu3sm wrote
Reply to comment by Hydroblitz3307 in TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
Hey you can leave at any time. All you have to do is overcome earths gravity.
Glorx t1_jbyzpgl wrote
Reply to comment by Anonymous_Bozo in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
He must have forgotten that since he went looking for a priest anyway.
Glorx t1_jbxqoez wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Jesus Christ had twelve apostles. Saint Peter was not the brightest of the lot. If he had used his brain, he would have married the couple on the spot.
Glorx t1_j6xxvqh wrote
If you said this was Mars before it lost water I'd believe you. It's a very nice photo.
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Reply to comment by florinandrei in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
A krogan and a salarian during the rachni war.
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Reply to comment by Mediocre-Employee-73 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Why'd you have to do him like that?
Glorx t1_jeguvh6 wrote
Reply to comment by TheMadLurker17 in King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? by TimeVendor
There's no cutting corners with that guy.