Gnillab

Gnillab t1_jasbne7 wrote

So you don't have any secrets, then?

> Aye, I got plenty o' secrets, but I ain't sharin' them with ya. Ya wouldn't be able to handle the truth anyways, ya muppet.

I'm sure I could handle the truth. Try me.

>Ha! Handle the truth? Ya couldn't handle a featherweight fighter, let alone the truth. But if you really wanna know, I'll give ye a little taste. I once knocked out a man so hard, he woke up speakin' French! How's that for a secret, ya lil' hillbilly?

Everyone knows you're a bad ass, though. That's hardly a secret. Try me with something truly ludicrous.

>Ludicrous, ya say? Alright, how 'bout this: one time, I arm-wrestled a gorilla and won. The gorilla was so impressed with me, he even gave me a banana as a prize. How's that for ludicrous, ya joker?

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