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Reply to comment by lygerzero0zero in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
Go to Helen, GA. There's a shop that usually has one or two for sale at any given time. I bought a wwi German Helmet noodle strainer there.
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Reply to LPT: Homeowners, get a box of pool noodles, I have found so many uses for mine that I have been glad to have them (I don't have a pool). by moviesetmonkey
I cut down one side and pushed it onto my headboard after it destroyed the sheet rock the second time. Works great.
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Reply to comment by midnight_medusa in [WP] You wake up, and stumble to the bathroom to pee. You realize you have a tattoo on your arm you didn’t see before. It reads “You have Alzheimer’s. You love your wife. Your name is Keith.” Then you notice your hand, on which is scrawled in sharpie: “THE TATTOOS ARE A LIE”. by benjancewicz
I hope you do! I'm going to be following this story for as long as you write it. I normally get tired of reading prompt replies halfway through, but I just spent the better part of a half hour reading every single word you wrote. Keep it up! Your writing style is captivating!
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Reply to comment by midnight_medusa in [WP] You wake up, and stumble to the bathroom to pee. You realize you have a tattoo on your arm you didn’t see before. It reads “You have Alzheimer’s. You love your wife. Your name is Keith.” Then you notice your hand, on which is scrawled in sharpie: “THE TATTOOS ARE A LIE”. by benjancewicz
THIS IS AMAZING. I NEED MOOOOOOORE.
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Reply to Detroit Fox Theatre by majozaur
For a second I thought you meant the fox theater in Atlanta lol
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Reply to comment by Tiggerhoods in From most prescribed opioid in the US to (almost) discontinued: The demise of Demerol by Psi_in_PA
I love opana so damn much.
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Reply to comment by JBaker68 in Corinthian by JBaker68
And he literally ate peoples eyes while killing them.
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Reply to comment by BagFun3507 in A 100 sided die by DerMagicSheep
And you successfully kicked the dragon back into his own lair, to his death, while using a double sided dildo and one hit.
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Reply to comment by Lumpy-Literature-154 in Getting my nephew one of the easier LEGO sets for Christmas. by Apple_Cider
I was thinking engines and weapons too.
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Reply to comment by errol_timo_malcom in Getting my nephew one of the easier LEGO sets for Christmas. by Apple_Cider
Somebody wanna tell me how the fuck LEGO got the exact design specifications for a fucking AC130?!?
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Reply to Britain says Russia likely removing nuclear warheads from missiles and firing at Ukraine by Koeny1
I'm all for Russia taking their nukes apart. Hate the reason though
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Reply to comment by tatakatakashi in Nice Catch! by westondeboer
Oh yeah. Anytime I hear people say humans are stupid, i like to remind them that we literally figured out how to capture energy from invisible sources. We're super intelligent and that's why we're the top of the animal kingdom. At the end of the day though, we're just smart animals.
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Reply to comment by tatakatakashi in Nice Catch! by westondeboer
Because our evolution put every goddamn point we had into intelligence, not strength.
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Reply to Look Closely! Alaska problems! by Marlinspike90
I said "is that a fucking bear?!?" Out loud and my gf looked at my phone and said, "no it's a boat". I got irrationally angry for a second.
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A balloon is the cheapest option you're going to find.
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Reply to A wormhole that connects two points in space where the strength of gravity is different would let you violate the 2nd law of thermodynamics. by chancellortobyiii
You're forgetting that pressure equalizes when two pressure systems are introduced to each other. Not only would it take nearly infinite energy to create a wormhole initially, but both ends of the wormhole would suck and push on one another until a balance is reached. So, goodbye earth.