Submitted by Handsprime t3_109p2fb in nottheonion
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MagnificentBastard0 t1_j3zm6ia wrote
That’s not what I was gonna ask.
My question was more, how does this appear to be satire?
Handsprime OP t1_j3zmkzh wrote
Yeah probably need a bit more context with Dom.
Maybe this post praising Trump winning the 2020 election will give you a bit more insight into understanding who he is.
MagnificentBastard0 t1_j3zngc9 wrote
Ahhh, so the unbelievable part is that he actually apologized.
Yeah, this one is really an educated sell…
Oh well. 🤷♂️
richardj195 t1_j40h34j wrote
And in case you were wondering, it's pronounced 'pair-o-tits'.
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DubaiBabyYoda t1_j3zmloi wrote
Wow someone read the article!
East-Ad4472 t1_j40ffmg wrote
Was .. lol 😂
Notsnowbound t1_j3zn42g wrote
"I had no idea that dressing up in Nazi regalia would negatively impact my image!"
Yoshi6ix9ine t1_j417xxv wrote
I can imagine this would be most people at some point on their 21sr birthday.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j41llpb wrote
"But Mel Brooks and Taika Waititi did it and everyone thought it was hilarious."
Yeah while they were in-character and filming a movie lol
askAndy t1_j4009mr wrote
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
lygerzero0zero t1_j40ffdm wrote
What I’m wondering is… where do you even get a Nazi uniform? Like unless you work in movie props or something. Surely they don’t just sell those in costume shops.
The theme of the dress party was uniforms, and the first thing this guy thinks of is Nazi? Putting aside the obvious, surely there were uniforms that were simply easier to acquire.
blahbleh112233 t1_j40q1zj wrote
Remember Harry got himself one presumably with the help of his servants since he was royalty. Maybe Dominic can blame his brother for forcing him to wear it like Harry too
SquirrelOClock t1_j41g6cc wrote
If you don't have a nazi uniform, store bought is fine.
Zxcc24 t1_j433qod wrote
If was his great-grandfathers.
Gonergonegone t1_j446gcg wrote
Go to Helen, GA. There's a shop that usually has one or two for sale at any given time. I bought a wwi German Helmet noodle strainer there.
fritzlschnitzel t1_j3zn7vt wrote
And it wasn’t even a costume party.
ZapRowsdowwer t1_j40jo39 wrote
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, dresses like a duck, it probably shouldn’t be the premier of new south wales because it’s a dangerous fascist fuckhead I mean duck
GeckoV t1_j41mgyv wrote
If it steps like a goose
Bokbreath t1_j3zmcl6 wrote
That was a long time ago. Judge him for what he's done in office. iCare, Barilaro, Deves ...
ur_friendly_friend t1_j3zwcan wrote
The Taliban are the last people I would want backing be up lmao
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DFG57 t1_j425ad6 wrote
So...30 years ago he wore a Nazi uniform to a party (not a rally) and decided to make this announcement? Seems kind of strange to do this out of the blue. Why bring it up?
Shoddy_Street_3300 t1_j43hsda wrote
It's widely assumed to be a coordinated takedown from David Elliott and the NSW Gambling Lobby.
blueskies1800 t1_j43m91o wrote
He should resign. Anyone who makes decisions that dumb should not be allowed to govern.
PissContest t1_j3zlrbd wrote
I can’t do this anymore /s
RaffiaWorkBase t1_j3zua3s wrote
Didn't have time to change after the meeting?
The84thWolf t1_j424xg9 wrote
“I was just a child who didn’t know any better.”
Llenette1 t1_j43qo7b wrote
If you're not showing up with a pineapple and a maid uniform, don't dress up in a Nazi uniform...ever.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_j3ztccd wrote
Crikey!
He should be denied sausage rolls and Foster's for 25 years as punishment.
Edit: not sure why for the downvotes as this would be considered culturally specific cruel and unusual punishment which is normally only reserve for the likes of Farty Murdoch.
throwit_amita t1_j416l7h wrote
Down voting bc sounds like you think dressing up as Hitler is funny, hence your facetious version of a "punishment".
RailwayFox t1_j43x7hl wrote
It isn't?
Malachorn t1_j44w6sj wrote
>Crikey!
>Foster's
>culturally specific
So... you just believe anything you see on a television commercial, eh? That... and you saw Crocodile Dundee once, no doubt.
Foster's is something like the 20th most popular beer in Australia. It's Australian for "piss water."
Your comment is all kinds of ignorant, if you genuinely care why someone might downvote ya.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_j45f12t wrote
Oh, cry me a Billabong, Paul Hogan.
Malachorn t1_j45fbqi wrote
>Edit: not sure why for the downvotes...
So... you didn't want an answer?
Wouldn't life be easier if you tried to communicate better?
You were literally just asking for that...
You're welcome, by the way.
Handsprime OP t1_j3zlnmi wrote
Before anyone asks, Dominic Perrottet is the Premier of New South Wales in Australia.