Put $12,000 each in VOO, VGT and VTSAX then wait 35 years. You'll beat 99% of everybody here.

Spend the other $500 on a badass night out with your girl or family. Money buys you everything but more time on this planet.

Sucks to be Bob.

Yes I understand your popular culture reference. Human laugh.

I have no qualms entrusting AI to manage your human dollars. Oops I mean, regular dollars.

To be fair, when Gramps was in Vietnam the AK was the better weapon.

Nobody knows; it’s all gambling. If you could just go by charts we’d all be millionaires.

Actually we wouldn’t - if it was that predictable, nobody would sell options in the first place.