Gooftwit
Gooftwit t1_iuhqdfo wrote
Reply to comment by SixMint in The muscles in your jaw are probably strong enough to shatter your teeth, but the brain just won't let it happen. by soulsista04us
Do it jackass style and tie it to the end of a ferrari
Gooftwit t1_iu4qzej wrote
Reply to comment by mrgreyeyes in Getting horny is your bodies way of reminding you what you're really here for. by Meshd
Humans will eventually go extinct anyway. So whatever evolution has accomplished by then is of no consequence. Therefore, I don't care about doing the right thing for evolution.
Gooftwit t1_itzavdl wrote
Reply to comment by AVX-768 in "Trust me, guys, it totally got the tractor unstuck last time!" by Alabussy
He could've had ten toes, fingers and an upside up tractor.
Gooftwit t1_iuk2mup wrote
Reply to A rock might have spent over 260 million years in the ocean trying to get to the beach just to get thrown out in the water again by Waoonet
Is it just me or is there an uptick in anthropomorphizing posts on this sub? Yesterday I saw one about how our stomach "thinks" all potatoes are mashed.