Hawthorne_Abendsen
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_jee4dh0 wrote
Reply to Should I read The Martian by Andy Weir even if I’ve already watch the movie and remember most plot points? by CaregiverBig7228
Yeah. I don't think Matt Damon was a good casting choice. Doesn't capture the narrator's energy.
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_j6nw9h4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Always have a safe word or signal.
Play safe.
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_j1dffta wrote
Now kith
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_ixl8mw0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Oooooooh my god I'm so sorry
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_iwt2xbv wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
So what you just gotta do is just get you a bunch of these hood rats. Run through them, just knock them out.
Boom, boom, boom.
And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats... now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_ivy1vxd wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Yep that'll do it
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_iur868q wrote
Reply to comment by BurningOasis in Nice Catch! by westondeboer
💀
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_it3vo17 wrote
Reply to [Image] Magic Skelton by excessLectin384
This legit got me hyped about having a body.
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_isft9ct wrote
Reply to Man plays his saxophone through 9-hour, "very, very complex" brain surgery to remove tumor by BitterFuture
What's the plan for the patient who's a drummer
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_jee52kp wrote
Reply to The original Ronald McDonald 1963 by iosews
This will haunt me. Thanks.