I heard he’s just a bunch of cockroaches in a man suit, like oogie boogie.

The first round is always free. And then 6 year old Timmy is hooked. He starts missing dinners with his wife, just to get high. His boss at the steel mill notices him coming in late for his shifts. He spends his whole paycheck on drugs, not a penny into his 401k. This child is full on addicted, the caravan has won.