IDoPokeSmot
IDoPokeSmot t1_jdy7tlx wrote
Reply to comment by Coyote65 in Glass beads on moon’s surface may hold billions of tonnes of water, scientists say | The moon by GeraldKutney
Shoot him the bird!
IDoPokeSmot t1_jdy7a76 wrote
Reply to comment by ItsHowWellYouMowFast in Glass beads on moon’s surface may hold billions of tonnes of water, scientists say | The moon by GeraldKutney
Some would say the earth is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon.
IDoPokeSmot t1_jdy6t75 wrote
Reply to comment by Duchess430 in Glass beads on moon’s surface may hold billions of tonnes of water, scientists say | The moon by GeraldKutney
Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own Moon, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the moon!
IDoPokeSmot t1_jdy586n wrote
Reply to Glass beads on moon’s surface may hold billions of tonnes of water, scientists say | The moon by GeraldKutney
I don't know how the people of the moon would feel about us taking their water......
IDoPokeSmot t1_jdy3soz wrote
Obviously, the set of Double Team. What a great movie, wonder what Jackie and Tsui were doing there?
IDoPokeSmot t1_ja7ohmb wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to keep a cleaner home by bschumm1
If things get complicated, you can always hire a housekeeper. It's cheaper than you think and then you can spend that time together. Just my 2 cents on the matter.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j9pyyui wrote
Reply to I make shrines to gods that don't exist, here are pair of little Musical Godlings by mtomsky
Music, coffee and wine? Where do I sign up!
IDoPokeSmot t1_j9p8kb8 wrote
Reply to The way your BF/GF speaks to his/her mom/dad will be the very similar to the way he speaks to you in marriage. by stepneo1
No, I don't talk to my parents, really. In fact, most of the time, I forget they exist. My girlfriend, on the other hand, can tell me she's hungry and I'll drive two hours just to drop her off lunch and tell her I love her.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j9hs2kq wrote
Reply to TIL an indigenous empire called the Purépechas (Tarascan Empire) denied an alliance request from their rivals, the Aztecs, when Hernan Cortez first arrived in present-day Mexico City. by freeeYou
My grandma always said Cortez was a piece of shit, just saying. Man, I miss her.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j784eyb wrote
Reply to comment by Rondaru in Just a Man Sleeping With Two Kitties by ZGeekie
If it's a fair fight, maybe, but if he spots me and triggers the flight, not fight reflex, his teeth are going in me like a hot knife thur butter.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j781y6f wrote
Reply to comment by Rondaru in Just a Man Sleeping With Two Kitties by ZGeekie
I'm fatter than your average human.... Sharks might mistake me for a whale. To a cheetah, im probably a buffet on a conveyor belt.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j750uxe wrote
Reply to comment by ZGeekie in Just a Man Sleeping With Two Kitties by ZGeekie
One day he will be the cheetahs lunch
IDoPokeSmot t1_j691fk8 wrote
Reply to Aren't we all? by IBrokeTheBox
Where is the " don't open " that normally proceeds
IDoPokeSmot t1_j2xy4uy wrote
Reply to TIL Your baby's fists will become tighter as they near the state of being hungry. by nilogram
Til we all get hangry
IDoPokeSmot t1_j2fsqio wrote
Reply to What is your greatest accomplishment? by Johnnyvezai
99% sure I outsmoked the devil
IDoPokeSmot t1_j1p5n8k wrote
Reply to Coat of Arms by mirco06091997
Umm that's ammunition.... not arms
IDoPokeSmot t1_j1bkt2t wrote
Reply to TIL for their size, barnacles possess the longest penis of any animal (up to eight times their body length). by AliensLoveMonkeys
Today I learned that I will never be mistaken for a barnacle
IDoPokeSmot t1_izs6fmp wrote
Reply to To ride the bike. You must become the bike. by zMagicMan
Other bikers are getting ran over and crushed meanwhile this guy with a bumper guard just bouncing off of them like he's playing bumper carts. Genius!
IDoPokeSmot t1_iy28nd7 wrote
Mmm beer
IDoPokeSmot t1_iuk5zrn wrote
Eminem
IDoPokeSmot t1_iu446u3 wrote
Reply to We visited Urapar(Punjab) with my Sheru. Don't go on about "hurr durr husky in too hot weather". It is hot in summers, but that's when we keep him inside our air con home. The winters go below -2 degrees. Be pissed off on people who keep them out in 45 degrees, including people in Texas, America. by Dangerous-Tangelo
In Texas they also have this thing called a/c.....
IDoPokeSmot t1_iu43uy8 wrote
Beep beep, I'm a jeep
IDoPokeSmot t1_itcq33a wrote
Reply to This big guy makes me feel relaxed by carebearstarefear
Gots the pool all to himself, must be nice.
IDoPokeSmot t1_jeb9m47 wrote
Reply to Facial reconstruction of Julius Caesar by chocool6
I thought he would have had a more kingly nose.