kek, I missed the part about them kissing

althought "Disney rom com" was a bit of a giveaway

Still, well played OP, I hope you can trick some of these people into sending you cash to pay for "your legal bills"

Ironically, loading this page strained my CPU so much I had to restart. I assume you inserted secret browser-killing code into your comment? Well played.

Anyway, my point is that just because it's complicated doesn't mean it's not stupid. You've got a bunch of people telling you they don't care for all the modern fancy shit, they just want websites to load fast and convey information. The response of a professional computer programmer - I'm guessing - shouldn't be, "Silence, peasant, the features you didn't ask for are straining our brains!"

Like, who really cares if you have to refresh a page to see new comments? You still have to do that here (except with your own comments), you still have to do that on 4chan, and these are some of the most popular sites on the internet.

Also, I don't know much about programming but I bet most of the code on any website is trying to unfuck something caused by previous untalented programmers. I'm glad Elon is feeding them all to his tigers

Yes, someone else posted all these technical reasons why normal websites load slow but that's besides the point, isn't it? None of the shit that slows websites down is being requested by users, we just want whatever information we're after

"Check it out guys the website takes forever to load but at least we can better spy on you"

>filled with animations and pictures
>still loads faster than reddit
how did they do it