For new hires.

When I worked at Montana Gold we used to make them every year and I think they still do. Best to call today if you want one tomorrow. They probably will have a few extras but mostly just prep what was ordered.

And yeah Jean-Jacques closed after the unfortunate passing of the owners.

That's a hideous looking font.

Yeah, rereading that it came out a little harsher than it did in my head originally. More fuck car dependent city design than your car specifically.

Good luck with your sushi trip.

We should have better public public transportation and less parking. Fuck your car.

It was intentional so people have the exact same confusion you just had.

A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead."

GBS?

I googled, but all I saw was something called Guillain–Barré syndrome, which is apparently prettying rare.

On work days, I have already been at work for over an hour by the time 5:15 AM rolls around. Enjoy sleeping in.

'nuff said.