IvanStarokapustin

IvanStarokapustin t1_ivli91g wrote

Once you check in you’ll have to hang out in the jury room to see if you’ll be needed. So bring a book and some snacks.

You will probably get out around 4:00 but there are no guarantees about anything. I got a four day criminal trial when I expected to get a civil case.

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IvanStarokapustin t1_iscnli9 wrote

Sorry, we missed our chance to cash out the city‘s strategic reserve of crypto and monkey JPEGs before the crash. We’re down to raising taxes, selling all the seized drugs on the streets of Europe, or sending all 18-25 year olds to Ukraine as paid mercenaries.

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