J4MES101
J4MES101 t1_jdssdkk wrote
No more pork chops
J4MES101 t1_jdoqlbi wrote
Reply to My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
Was there a horse anywhere in his vicinity?
J4MES101 t1_jdnbpdx wrote
Reply to A velociraptor struts into a bar, and the bartender exclaims, "Hold up! We don't serve your kind here." by entrendre_entendre
Pretty sure he’d like it blue
J4MES101 t1_jdfeqlw wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Well I could have told them that
J4MES101 t1_jdfekpu wrote
Anything about toasting in the bath?
J4MES101 t1_jciq9ds wrote
Reply to French president uses special power to enact pension bill without vote by CapableSecretary420
Seems democratic?
At least they will take it in a nice peaceful way
J4MES101 t1_jb4htp4 wrote
Reply to comment by smurfsundermybed in Florida alligator bites man on his front porch after he opens door: police by r3taylor
Somebody should have photoshopped a small hat onto that creature
J4MES101 t1_jajby46 wrote
Reply to comment by Zenla in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Could be covid or some other illness easily enough
J4MES101 t1_jadxfhy wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Should have been tat for tit
J4MES101 t1_jabz6pc wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Imagine if he’d eaten two.
J4MES101 t1_jaafxae wrote
It’s like one of those games where you have to find 10 of something.
J4MES101 t1_jaaewws wrote
Is he helping?
Or just seeking attention.
J4MES101 t1_ja9mzd5 wrote
Reply to comment by LemonAndLies in Macron flies to Africa to counter waning French influence by HRJafael
Well I mean it’s not as if France is in a mess and he has stuff to do at home…
Wait. Ok. Yeah. He shouldn’t go.
J4MES101 t1_ja9lw93 wrote
Reply to comment by Azozel in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Implying that somebody’s job for the last several months was measuring mouse cock length
Good cv material right there
(Kind of sounds like a trick played on an intern led to unexpected results. “Let’s make Dwayne measure their dicks”, etc etc.)
J4MES101 t1_ja5m0bt wrote
I don’t believe this is true
Why would the police need someone for this task?
J4MES101 t1_j9u1qb2 wrote
It does??
We need some way of getting out then!!!
A.. wait. What are they called??!
J4MES101 t1_j9eci6x wrote
Couldn’t show his face after wearing that shirt all night?
J4MES101 t1_j7cked6 wrote
Reply to AI is helping us search for intelligent alien life—and we've found 8 strange new signals by jormungandrsjig
So our ai decides to start a chat with alien ai?
J4MES101 t1_j1n51m1 wrote
Reply to comment by Neufjob in My wife said that if I got her any more stupid gifts she'd burn it. by GayRacoon69
Drown it first?
J4MES101 t1_j1msc0d wrote
Give her a witch?
J4MES101 t1_iyjrgh6 wrote
J4MES101 t1_it4i0qt wrote
Maybe that’s what’s causing the insomnia?
J4MES101 t1_je6k806 wrote
Reply to So many people have groped this statue, its boobs are polished by it_is_with_a_k
School principals everywhere are backing out of this thread