JamesLeBond
JamesLeBond t1_j2fl6nf wrote
Reply to comment by charpenette in TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini by charpenette
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JamesLeBond t1_j2fl0yl wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini by charpenette
How can I unread this....
JamesLeBond t1_j2eyt9c wrote
Reply to What do you call an event where a likely sexual predator puts on a dress and reads stories to children? by Hitler_the_Painter
Get into your tanks men!
I'll get my coat...
JamesLeBond t1_j2e62rw wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445
Just sample them all and see which one tastes the nicest.
JamesLeBond OP t1_j2a53db wrote
Reply to comment by FoundOnTheRoadDead in What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks? by JamesLeBond
Done. This epic joke shall now be preserved in history.
JamesLeBond t1_j2a2bb1 wrote
Reply to Before 'was' was 'was', 'was' was 'is'. by Thay_Guy
But if was was is and is is was then was is was and is was is?
I was confused... is confused.. am... I don't know anymore...
JamesLeBond t1_j29wjr5 wrote
Reply to LPT Request - I've been a punching bag to my closest friends for years. What do I do? by germany_science_1
Others have said it, but I feel it needs to be repeated.
Cut negative people out of your life. This person is one of those people. Make yourself busier. A project. Work. Family. Or just unavailability. Don't feel guilty about it.
I had to make a similar type of decision to make years ago. I had a friend, both of us male, who started to grope me. I kid you not he'd meet me in the bar and he'd get a full fist full of my balls. He thought it was hilarious. I hated it. So I got "busy" doing other things, became unavailable.
Funny, only now when I look back I realise it was sexual abuse 🤣.
Anyway, the point is, you will NOT regret cutting this person out of your life. Was the best decision I ever made, it will be yours too.
JamesLeBond OP t1_j29d23a wrote
Reply to comment by MisterBilau in What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks? by JamesLeBond
DAMN! There's an antijokes reddit!!
Found my new home...
JamesLeBond OP t1_j29ctkx wrote
Reply to comment by Yogurtvalue5735 in What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks? by JamesLeBond
I know. He's got a point too! It was an anti-joke I heard recently from a friend and I had a fair inkling it would not be received as funny as I found it. I have really weird sarcastic humour too, I was also the only one that laughed at this when he told it!
I think this "joke" goes down better after about 5 or 6 "proper" jokes are told, and in person with a deadpan face.
JamesLeBond OP t1_j28voqk wrote
Reply to comment by dankskunk69 in What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks? by JamesLeBond
He probably did. I don't speak German. So maybe that's not even what he said.
JamesLeBond OP t1_j28vc8j wrote
Reply to comment by QueasyGnome in What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks? by JamesLeBond
Today I learnt a new word. Esoteric.
It's an anti-joke, don't waste too much time trying to figure it out!
Submitted by JamesLeBond t3_zz0su1 in Jokes
JamesLeBond t1_ix7ehuw wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
What you did was funny, and exactly what I would have done! It was just unfortunate. I wouldn't worry about it, fix it and explain again. Call yourself a twat and if you had known you obviously wouldn't have done it. Doesnt mean you are a twat, but making it personal highlights your awareness of what happened.
But don't beat yourself up about it, shit happens! Step up and you'll feel better for it.
JamesLeBond t1_ix7dgie wrote
Reply to comment by Kangar in TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
I feel so guilty for laughing so hard at this 🤣
JamesLeBond t1_j2fn7vg wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? by NSCButNotThatNSC
She thought she got a Brazilian... oh wait, this isn't /antijokes ...