JesseCuster40 t1_jeh360u wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:41 PM

Reply to Nearly 30 years after playing one at a classmates house and thinking "OMG, I NEED THIS," I've got a Sega Saturn in my living room by wowbobwow

Sweet TV. Is that a VCR?

JesseCuster40 t1_jdsedz5 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM

Reply to TIL Early Superman comics taught kids how to achieve super-strength through exercises in lifting armchairs, getting a super-grip, and achieving super-vision by glancing at distant and near objects repeatedly by Ok_Copy5217

If you buy a barstool and lift it ten times a day, as it grows into an armchair you will grow stronger.

JesseCuster40 t1_jd13ds0 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to comment by Wide-Matter-9899 in Starchy outlines of my potatoes that floated to the surface. by Got_ist_tots

I love puns. General-lee.

JesseCuster40 t1_jd13a8b wrote on March 21, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to Starchy outlines of my potatoes that floated to the surface. by Got_ist_tots

Just your HUD telling you that you can interact with the potatoes.

JesseCuster40 t1_jb8hchu wrote on March 7, 2023 at 5:30 AM

Reply to TIL the largest moon in our solar system, Ganymede, is larger than the planet of Mercury by Jugales

To Ganymede and Titan

Yes, sir, I've been around

But there ain't no place

In the whole of Space

Like that good ol' toddlin' town

Oh! Lunar City Seven

JesseCuster40 t1_j6fk7ao wrote on January 29, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to Rihanna looks like a citizen of Whoville that made a skin jacket from the Grinch. by cibopath

She's got cordyceps hair.

JesseCuster40 t1_j5hlx6r wrote on January 23, 2023 at 1:35 AM

Reply to comment by AnthillOmbudsman in TIL that Bob Ross worked as a carpenter to support himself, during which time he lost his left index finger in an accident, an injury he later hid from viewers most of the time with his paint palette. by FracasPocus

"My mistake. Those were my gardening gloves."

JesseCuster40 t1_j5hlsyp wrote on January 23, 2023 at 1:35 AM

Reply to TIL that Bob Ross worked as a carpenter to support himself, during which time he lost his left index finger in an accident, an injury he later hid from viewers most of the time with his paint palette. by FracasPocus

Well, I just chopped off my finger. Just a happy little accident. I'll put it right here in this bag of carrots. It's a carrot now.

JesseCuster40 t1_j5aanue wrote on January 21, 2023 at 3:20 PM

Reply to comment by Acegonia in My lettuce was cut to fit the bun. by yuuuge_butts

I'm not arguing that.

JesseCuster40 t1_j58k346 wrote on January 21, 2023 at 3:53 AM

Reply to My lettuce was cut to fit the bun. by yuuuge_butts

That's a lot of bacon.

JesseCuster40 t1_j3srm26 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 8:44 PM

Reply to [Image] Keep Going! by ZGeekie

There's about to be a tunnel collapse.

JesseCuster40 t1_j3il59y wrote on January 8, 2023 at 8:51 PM

Reply to [Image] If you wait until you're motivated, you've already lost. by rustyyryan

The surgeon comparison made me laff.

"But Doctor, he needs this triple bypass now!"

arms folded

"Don't wanna."

JesseCuster40 t1_j235auz wrote on December 29, 2022 at 8:34 AM

Reply to TIL the original 1881 "Pinocchio" was a dark story that included the puppet's execution by hanging for his bad behavior (which included murdering Jiminy Cricket) by foodtower

How does hanging a wooden puppet work? Burning, maybe.

JesseCuster40 t1_izrg3u7 wrote on December 11, 2022 at 7:43 AM

Reply to [Image] Great future does not require a great past. by Lazy_Review_9742

Actors, surely.

JesseCuster40 t1_iy6ma5j wrote on November 29, 2022 at 3:13 AM

Reply to So it’s not real wood, cool. by DickButkisses

This is some Mr. Miyagi level growth-in-chore.

JesseCuster40 t1_iw15ga9 wrote on November 12, 2022 at 3:22 AM

Reply to [Image] Repeat after me: Life is beautiful. Don't forget that. Never. by sylsau

Beats the alternative. Probably.

JesseCuster40 t1_ivd3cxg wrote on November 7, 2022 at 1:57 AM

Reply to comment by MabezJK in TIL that most non-human primate infants actively use their hands to help themselves out of the birth canal. Human infants do not, but their grip strength is much higher during the hours immediately after they are born. by afeeney

I imagined a fleshy version of this:

https://gfycat.com/absolutebadibis

JesseCuster40 t1_ivd30th wrote on November 7, 2022 at 1:54 AM

Reply to comment by LavaMcLampson in TIL that most non-human primate infants actively use their hands to help themselves out of the birth canal. Human infants do not, but their grip strength is much higher during the hours immediately after they are born. by afeeney

Ah'chu apenkee?

JesseCuster40 t1_iujvopw wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:50 PM

Reply to comment by JustifiedMisanthrope in Gas station knows their target audience by MRPWProductions

Probably locked up.

JesseCuster40 t1_iu8baan wrote on October 29, 2022 at 10:02 AM

Reply to comment by velvetretard in TIL Al Capone was only 33 when he was locked away for tax evasion and developed neurosyphilis, leading to his death at 48. Eliot Ness was 27 when he formed the Untouchables--he died in a state of financial ruin in his 50s, likely hastened by his heavy drinking in his later life by capsaicinintheeyes

Stupid fingers.

JesseCuster40 t1_iu79lbz wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:20 AM

Reply to comment by PoopMobile9000 in TIL Al Capone was only 33 when he was locked away for tax evasion and developed neurosyphilis, leading to his death at 48. Eliot Ness was 27 when he formed the Untouchables--he died in a state of financial ruin in his 50s, likely hastened by his heavy drinking in his later life by capsaicinintheeyes

1903: Wright Bros. first flight.

1966 69: First moon landing.

I still have trouble wrapping my mind around this.