lmao you think they're gonna hold up the place for some whoppers?

Yeah sure let's turn it off in places where there's no ski slopes or rollercoasters just in case a mountain or theme park sneaks up on someone and prank calls the police. In fact let's block the number altogether so that no one makes a false call manually because those outnumber the genuine calls as well.

You want to turn off crash detection because it's being falsely triggered by everyday activities such as skiing and roller coaster rides?

I've read some pretty dumb things this year and this is one of them

As an apple hater, this isn't something I'd criticise them for. Given the nature of the problem, false positives are bad but false negatives could be much worse. They have to be very careful when lowering the false positive rate that they don't raise the false negative rate. It's a very difficult line to walk. This is probably why no one else has come out with a similar feature (that I know of).

it's really good at "what's that word that starts with a p and means..." sort of questions. Imagine a search engine that doesn't just search the web for keywords but can interpret what you're looking for and find that

Youtube premium. You can get it on a family plan and share it with your "family"