Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [EU] “No, I won’t fly your sleigh tonight! You all hated me as a kid and still do, you’re only nice to me now because I’m useful to you!” by gameboy1001

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You decide to abandon your youth by burning all of your toys from childhood. As you strike the match to light the bonfire you start hearing begging from the firepit to not burn them to death. by XantosZ

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Everybody knows that the Dark Lord cannot be defeated. Their army is invincible, their fortress unbreachable. But you (like so many before) will try anyway - you've simply no other choice. by GodawfulMe

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The newly discovered planet "Earth" exhibits all the telltale signs of a rogue AI overlord (unhealthy long working hours, optimization for profit, widespread unhappiness, etc). But when you arrive to free them, there is no AI to destroy. by Glitch_twice_002

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You Have My Sword, and My Bow, My Axe and.... Druid, what is that?" "It's a weapon... From the future..." by Eddy44556565656

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A nerd with a miserable life makes a wish on a shooting star to be transported into a video game he made, where the game's AI inhabitants believe he's a god. Suddenly, he finds himself inside the game. Unfortunately, the inhabitants don't believe him when he says he's their god. by tsl3161991