Unique? How about a dad joke? Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because everyone is dying to get in.
For real if you just want to give me like $1000 it will help me out so much and you can give the rest of the winnings to the 50,001th comment cuz I don’t need that much to help me dig out of my current hole. I hope you win because you are really selfless
Just_some_girl_in_AZ t1_ivhifk7 wrote
Reply to [Text] I bought a lotto ticket for tonight's Powerball. If I win, I'll give $10,000 to the first 50,000 unique commenters in this thread. by -Dargs
Unique? How about a dad joke? Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because everyone is dying to get in.
For real if you just want to give me like $1000 it will help me out so much and you can give the rest of the winnings to the 50,001th comment cuz I don’t need that much to help me dig out of my current hole. I hope you win because you are really selfless