Every time I see someone say milk looks like something it's not, I imagine them absolutely losing their shit every time they eat cereal. Just dying laughing like they're 12 every time milk touches a bowl or spoon or anything.

I don't know of anything that would make getting assraped by inbred rednecks happier, but to each their own.

Go to the backwoods of west Virginia and say that. If you don't get depressed about what happens next... You deserved it.

You're not alone.