“Not for base pleasure, certainly”

This design is made to use more soap. It requires you to apply a lot of pressure and when it does come out that pressure is released and too much soap comes shooting out. It’s by design

I applaud your humility. It isn’t easy to 1) ask for help when your stuck and/or mess up and 2) taking advice when it counters your own experience.

I just thought it was like those Parfums De Couer perfume/cologne knockoffs