KitteNlx
KitteNlx t1_jegzgo9 wrote
Reply to Women will never experience the feeling of their pp sinking into them while doing hard workouts or tough cardio by [deleted]
This thread just unlocked a surpressed memory of the time my cousin figured out he could invert his penis and just had to show me for some reason. Cringe.
KitteNlx t1_jee4imw wrote
Reply to My wife repurposed these garden gnomes to resemble some familiar characters. by Stonedmantis
Gnomes dressed as Italians and wearing blackface. Alrighty then.
KitteNlx t1_je31dg9 wrote
Reply to For those who love girl scout cookies, don't ruin it by counting the cookies in the box and doing the math by telrod11
You can buy all the best ones in stores year round, the GSA hasn't been worth supporting for a very long time.
KitteNlx t1_j78waj7 wrote
Make them fly around yelling 'Marco!'
KitteNlx t1_j35nylk wrote
Takes twice as long to get where you're going, at four times the price. You'll spend more time babysitting the thing to make sure it goes where you want, than you do spending time with your actual child.
KitteNlx t1_ixlsik3 wrote
Reply to (OC) He's prepared for watching FIFA! by Lemonde25
So very accurate to the real thing. Looks just like your average Saudi.
KitteNlx t1_ixiidsy wrote
Reply to comment by Extension_Ask_6954 in This gacha machine dispenses 1:24 scale models of propane and propane accessories by sixpigeons
You can thank Junichiro Hill for this.
KitteNlx t1_iv9vil9 wrote
Reply to At a baby CPR class. by DonkeyHair
Wait, you have to smoother them and then bring them back? Brutal.
KitteNlx t1_iv21x3y wrote
Reply to China Is Now a Major Space Power by goki7
Now if only they could stop dropping space trash onto people.
KitteNlx t1_iuh5aax wrote
Reply to Times are tough by Eye_Juice
Not a propper hangman's knot to be seen. Don't buy from this fruad.
KitteNlx t1_ittlvx6 wrote
Reply to Move over, diesel: Ohio gets ‘first of its kind’ renewable gas station by redingerforcongress
These already existed. No one wanted to buy the cars decades ago, so they went away except for in very poor nations.
KitteNlx t1_is6tpym wrote
Reply to Apple, Google, and Samsung have released the most iterative updates to their top-tier phones this fall. But all three have also released new smartwatches that are more interesting than they’ve ever been, reinvigorating a category that’s been stagnant for more than half a decade. by speckz
What weird phrasing 'more than half a decade'. People don't even know what they want any more, they just want the next new thing now, not tomorrow.
KitteNlx t1_jeh31w2 wrote
Reply to This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher
Jelly bracelets are back dudes, lets party like it is 1999. Who wants to try and make a rainbow?