KryptCeeper
KryptCeeper t1_jblbr17 wrote
Reply to comment by icaruza in Web-based kissing device horrifies Chinese social media users by speckz
I love the fact that "dildo" is bang in the middle of both of those words.
KryptCeeper t1_jayb770 wrote
Reply to comment by Eswyft in S'pore teen, 17, shamed over Charles & Keith luxury bag is now modelling for brand by iexplode123
OP didn't choose the title
KryptCeeper t1_j2dzzq9 wrote
Reply to TIL a "bum gun" is a type of bidet that resembles a garden hose with a hand-spray nozzle. They're so commonly found in Thailand (both Western-style and squat toilets) that politicians were outraged upon learning their parliamentary building didn't have what some refer to as "ass blasters". by Torley_
XD "ass-blaster"
That is a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Now I want to watch Tremors
KryptCeeper t1_j06vs0c wrote
Reply to comment by CE3K in Oregon governor commutes all 17 of state's death sentences by Slavic_Dusa
Well said. The other guy is a donut.
KryptCeeper t1_iyc1176 wrote
Reply to LPT: brush your teeth early if you’re trying to cut back on late night eating by sudonathan
Lol yeah, that is how you get mint flavored snacks
KryptCeeper t1_iybux84 wrote
What does a gay Englishman put on his lips?
KryptCeeper t1_ixsvyqm wrote
>Researchers estimate that roughly 225 new impact craters appear every seven years or so.
What an odd metric. Couldn't they have just said roughly 32 a year?
KryptCeeper t1_ixkvslp wrote
Reply to comment by 01001010ess in Can you help me decide how to close a "hole" in the floor? by silentheaven83
This is the way.
It is not a poison. It is just an abrasive that cuts up the ant.
KryptCeeper t1_iubb181 wrote
Reply to LPT: Don’t buy perfume if you live somewhat close to the perfume store. As they let you try any perfume for free you have an endless and the biggest collection of on-demand perfumes. by skatuka
SLPT: just steal stuff instead of paying for it
KryptCeeper t1_iu9fvvc wrote
Reply to comment by Wank-Wank-Goodguy in What's the difference between a grocery store fly and a hardware store fly? by 69_mgusta
Does that make it funny?
KryptCeeper t1_jdo6m2q wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
I prefer my steak medium rare.