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Luked0g44O t1_jdpn9ht wrote
I have a feeling that this is out of their wheelhouse.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpn2dw wrote
Reply to comment by wyltemrys in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Why did black dudes suffer disproportionately high casualties during the Vietnam War?
Because, every time someone yelled “GET DOWN”, they’d jump up and start dancing.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmrec wrote
Reply to comment by ElfLord01 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Your Special Olympics application got approved?
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmp29 wrote
Reply to comment by DarkNexus_72 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Lying Ovulation.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmnrg wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Lemme guess. You’re the chairman of the bored, right?
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmepp wrote
Reply to comment by anderoogigwhore in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Life does present it’s handicaps.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmacd wrote
What do you call a paraplegic floating in the water?
Bob.
Hanging on the wall?
Art.
On your front porch?
Matt.
On a pile of dry leaves?
Russell.
Luked0g44O t1_jdplq3l wrote
Then I’d have a leg up on the competition?
Luked0g44O t1_jdplnp1 wrote
And, if she says you have a Wet Willie?
Luked0g44O t1_jdjjun8 wrote
Reply to comment by Pause_Affectionate in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Only if the phone lines are buried below ground. If they’re above, they’re just as vulnerable as above ground power or other utility lines.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjjjrq wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I still have a land mine. I like them, and believe wholeheartedly in their effectiveness.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjj959 wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
“Honey, the carburetor is missing.” That’s right dear, they are all fuel-injected nowadays.”
Luked0g44O t1_jdjiw3x wrote
Reply to comment by TheWiseOne1234 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
I could care less, butt I won’t bother today.
Luked0g44O t1_jdjicra wrote
Reply to comment by gambled94 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
#METOO HAHAHA!
Luked0g44O t1_jdji7wm wrote
Reply to comment by Talik1978 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
OMFGIROTFLMFAO!🤣 What a COMEBACK!
Luked0g44O t1_jdd89vp wrote
Reply to comment by AkhiraAmin in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Make like a prostitute, and blow this joint.
Luked0g44O t1_jdd82jh wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
You left out walking out after firing the gun.
Luked0g44O t1_j9gqy25 wrote
Reply to comment by stevedonie in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
She gets to know you.
Luked0g44O t1_j9gqs4w wrote
Reply to comment by peb396 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
University Of Arkansas-Soowiege?
Luked0g44O t1_j9gp494 wrote
What do you call a fart in a bottle?
A Polish Genie.
Luked0g44O t1_j93xbfx wrote
Sleeper cell.
Luked0g44O t1_j93wrpp wrote
Off-duty firefighters?
Luked0g44O t1_j67pjkp wrote
I went on this blind date once.
I just couldn’t see dating her again after that.
Luked0g44O t1_j67pbc5 wrote
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They’d just arrest the bulb for being broke, and beat the living shit out of the room for being dark.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpnftp wrote
Reply to comment by Big-End-9824 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Sugar free.