Macca49
Macca49 t1_j6m31wa wrote
Reply to comment by butterflypoo69 in Anne Murray at the Troubadour “right in the middle of these guys who were totally all three sheets to the wind” 1973 by eaglemaxie
That was a few months later in March 1974 prolly when they discovered the joys of endless Brandy Alexanders. John supposedly found a pad in the toilet, whacked it on his forehead and it stuck there. He said to a waitress, ‘Do you know who I am?’ She replied, ‘Yeah, an arsehole with a Kotex on his head!’ Lol
Macca49 t1_j6m2qtb wrote
Reply to comment by Original-Cow-2984 in Anne Murray at the Troubadour “right in the middle of these guys who were totally all three sheets to the wind” 1973 by eaglemaxie
There are photos of various Monkees visiting the Beatles at Abbey Road in 1967/68. Possibly one of them together lol
Macca49 t1_j6csrpu wrote
Reply to It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him. by Doblepos
An old joke on The Two Ronnies was they meant to interview the oldest man in England but he couldn’t come in as his dad was sick
Macca49 t1_j6atqnm wrote
Please note that OP’s dad is actually on the left 🤦♀️😂
Macca49 t1_j5wvef0 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Best one was from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back when the hitchhiker gets in the truck lol
Macca49 t1_jdsfap8 wrote
Reply to Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Tarzan found Jane in the jungle, naked after her clothes were torn off by thorns. They looked at each other for a moment.
‘What is your name?’asked Jane
‘Tarzan’.
‘That’s it?’
Tarzan though for a moment then…
‘Tarzan Of The Jungle.’
Jane nodded. Tarzan then asked…
‘What your name?’
‘Jane’.
Tarzan mused on this. Looked her up and down.
‘What whole name?’
‘Cunt!’