Magimasterkarp
Magimasterkarp t1_j9oq8da wrote
Reply to [image] some of you are unaware… by verbselflove
I wish that were true. I'm basically a black hole of happiness, sucking it in and giving out the barest minimum of hawking radiation.
Magimasterkarp t1_j964i1t wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Amazing shot of a Blue Jay pestering a Bald Eagle by Smash_Factor
This comment was stolen from u/BrickUpset889.
Begone, bot.
Magimasterkarp t1_j917j5x wrote
Reply to comment by elmonoenano in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Your honor, the DA is clearly cherry picking his evidence. He only showed the security footage of me killing that guy. What about the 23 hours and 50 minutes of footage from that day where I wasn't committing murder?
Magimasterkarp t1_j1i686q wrote
I stopped getting up, why am I still falling?
Magimasterkarp t1_iuiazbi wrote
That's beautiful. Also, fyi, male Magikarp have yellow whiskers and female Magikarp have white ones.
Magimasterkarp t1_jd0rqt4 wrote
Reply to The men's Sweet 16 field since 2000 visualized as the sum of total seeds [OC] by Roadkill_Bingo
Maybe you should add that this is a sports ball statistic. I was confused for a while until I saw those were baseballs and googled it.