"Hey Bob, how do we generate more ad revenue from our site?"

"We could lay off a bunch of our employees!"

"GENIUS!"

Look, I *HATE* apple with a passion....but you're right on this.

And when people ask "Why is random thing high priced!?!" all you get is "Have you been living under a rock for 3 years!?!"

Like, dude, shit shouldn't STAY doubled in price just because companies want to keep their stock price up.

I'd like to think advancements in technology are going to allow for faster response times in the event something doesn't do what it's supposed to do.

But I guess we'll all see how today's test goes, and what is learned from it.

Fingers crossed it goes well!

For anyone as confused as I am: Yes, there are literally 33 engines at the bottom of that thing. And 6 more in the upper stage.

Here's an image which helped me: Naked Engines!

You know why god invented color blindness?

So someone would be friends with the gingers.

This is it.

This is the post that is so stupid I'm blocking this entire sub from my home list.

My windows 2003 server is shaking in it's boots.